Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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