I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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