My balls are so social today.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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