okay pat passed out under dana's car
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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