if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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