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Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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