You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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