# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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