I need help removing her.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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