White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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