Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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