they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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