Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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