he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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