why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Me. At least after what I've been through.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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