Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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