My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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