He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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