Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish I only lived at night.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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