I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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