god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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