You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I have already put on my inside pants.
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