Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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