Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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