God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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