doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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