People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I didn't notice because vodka
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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