I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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