He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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