So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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