me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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