Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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