If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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