So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
