We won't sleep together?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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