Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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