my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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