her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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