do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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