do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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