So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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