Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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