then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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