my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Do vagina's smell?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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