I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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