she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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