The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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