the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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