Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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