i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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