4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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