i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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