it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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